
Ever wondered what it’s like to stumble through life with questionable decisions and an unsteady gait? Well, wonder no more!
Drunkard Simulator is a PC game that throws you into fully intoxicated antics—switch between first- and third-person views as your character staggers, your vision blurs, and even the simplest tasks turn into chaotic comedy. Exaggerated physics, slapstick ragdoll mechanics, and unpredictable interactions make every stumble and spill a hilarious challenge. Team up in multiplayer mayhem and see who can wreak the most beautiful havoc.




Will You Become a Local Legend?
Wreak havoc, pull off legendary stunts, break everything in sight, and make sure the NPCs never forget your drunken adventures. No consequences, no regrets—just a whole lot of chaos.
Features
🤪 Do Stupid Things – Just because you can
🎮 Multiplayer Mayhem – Wreak havoc with friends or drag them down with you
🏠 Fully Open Map – Every house is enterable (invited or not)
🥴 Survival Stats (Incl. BAC) – Because managing drunkenness is a skill
🛋️ Interact with Everything – Move, use, or mess with almost any object
🍻 Character Customization – Create your perfect (or perfectly drunk) self
💰 In-Game Economy – Earn, spend, and probably waste money
🎭 Drunken Expression – Dance, rant, or embrace chaos
🍳 Drunk Cooking – Master the fine art of inebriated cuisine
🚨 Disclaimer: We don’t endorse real-life alcohol consumption—save the boozing for Drunkard Simulator! Remember, in-game antics are all in good fun, but please drink responsibly in reality
are you ready to raise
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🍺 Drink to Unlock Stupidity – Chug another beer and watch the world bend to your drunken logic. Climb rooftops, “borrow” a lawnmower, or ride a stolen shopping cart straight into trouble. Will you remember it tomorrow? Probably not.
🏡 An Open World to Stumble Through – Enter every house. Yes, EVERY house. Your neighbor’s garage might just have a liquid treasure trove (or a very angry owner). See something you like? Snatch it. Raid a house and walk away with an entire barbecue grill—if you can carry it, it’s yours! Or hop behind the wheel with a beer in hand and experience the world in a wobble.
🥪 Hunger, Thirst, and the Eternal Search for More Booze
You need food, but more importantly, you need a drink. Your home’s supply is tragically limited, so it’s time to hit the store, bar, or, um… borrow from your surroundings.
💸 Money Matters
Booze ain’t free, my friend. Spend wisely—or prepare for creative solutions when your wallet is empty.
🧢 Dress Like a Disaster – Throw on ridiculous outfits, pick up bizarre props, and turn yourself into the town’s most fashionable trainwreck. A bathrobe and no shoes? Perfect.
🔎 Strange Things Are Everywhere – Scattered around the world are odd and unexpected objects just waiting to be found. We’re not saying there’s an entire collection of rubber ducks, disco balls, garden gnomes, and other odd trinkets scattered throughout town.
🥂Bring Your Favorite Fools – You and your favorite drinking buddies can team up to turn every dumb idea into a shared disaster. Who needs plans when you’ve got beer, bad judgement, and wingmen?
🍻 Choose Your Chaos – Sip a beer and casually prank your neighbors, or down moonshine and turn the entire town upside down. Mess with NPCs. Cause chaos. Discover hidden surprises. Whether you’re a harmless drunk or a full-blown menace is up to you.
Coming Soon!
Stay tuned for more updates, sneak peeks, and release dates! Whether you’re a simulation enthusiast or just looking for some ridiculous fun, Drunkard Simulator is here to challenge your wits, balance, and drinking skills.
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So grab a (virtual) drink, stumble into the unknown, and make a glorious mess in the ultimate sandbox of drunken stupidity!
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